Let me tell you something about natural stone floor tiles. They are really boring, I mean who the hell gets excited about a floor of polished rock. It’s cold it’s noisy, it discourages kitchen sex.
Yes, you may laugh, but when it’s the only room in the house that is not occupied, you know what I’m saying.
Have you ever been at a party and there is some house obsessed whack job yammering on about her new slate natural tiles, like who gives a toss. These people are so boring and you just know they are rating you on the type of kitchen flooring you have. I don’t care about whats on my kitchen floor so long as I don’t fall through it and land on the center of the Earth. That’s it for me. That is success.
If your tiled polished, naggy kitchen floor is worth talking about at parties then you seriously have a problem. Try cognitive behavioural therapy of get a few Marx brothers DVDs out.
But seriously, you know it, I know it. Talking about tiles is kinda dull.
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